If you know me....

then youu know I have this uncanny knack for attracting people with randomly bizarre behavior. So I figure its time to chronicle this twilight zone that is my life. Some of these stories will be familiar to some--but I will change names as necessary to protect the innocent (or guilty, in most cases). My goal is to rid myself of the crazies, and I'm thinkin this might be the first step to recovery. If you recognize any of these stories, feel free to comment.